I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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