fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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