If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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