I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This is my gift to your gina
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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