at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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