But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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