no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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