I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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