i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
this will be a night to untag.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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