I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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