i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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