can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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