You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
