Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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