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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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