So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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