Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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