I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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