used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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