If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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