This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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