my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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