What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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