i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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