omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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