that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize
