A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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