I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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