Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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