I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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