I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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