Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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