Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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