Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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