he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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