Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
