do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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