At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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