i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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