just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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