I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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