but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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