Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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