Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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