Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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