when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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