didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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