I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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