The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Porn is love you can see.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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