is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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