have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
they're like a gay fantastic four
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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